January 2012
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I hate Boston
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I dreamt of being a falconer last night, commander of the skies
The best thing about facebook is when it’s a pair of twins birthdays and you can see which one people wish happy birthday first
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Someone come over and watch ATHF or Space Ghost with me because i feel like a loser watching it alone without being stoned
Okay i bought it
I wish life was a video game coz then i could just kill myself and i’d respawn ages ago because i always forget to save
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Almost got busted by ticket inspectors on the tram today but i validated my ticket right in front of his face whats the fucker gonna do? nothin thats right
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irenigg:
scientists discover gene in girls which causes them to never ever know what the hell theyre talkin about so they should all shut the fuck up
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I was in a “vintage” clothing store yesterday and started laughing to myself before telling my friend that i thought it’d be hilarious if all these clothes were stolen from peoples houses and wondered if these were the best clothes they could find. The lady who worked there did not enjoy selling my 80s/90s adidas sweatshirt and the other customer in the store left
Shout outs to autocorrect for knowing I wanted to say prepubescent
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